Riza: Nobody thinks the Colonel is my husband, okay?
Hughes: Put your hand up if you thought Roy and Hawkeye were married.
Everyone: [raises their hand]
Riza: [sighs]
Riza: Put your hand down, Colonel.
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Ever since I saw this comic and it’s corresponding quote i’ve just been counting the days until I caved and made an FMA version
“If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”
— Olivier Mira Armstrong
Olivier Mira Armstrong: Here’s a dating tip:
Olivier Mira Armstrong: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
“I just want to sit and stare at nothing. And silently scream for the rest of time.”
— Edward Elric, staring blankly into the distance
Roy: Please ignore everything I ever said I would do.
Roy: Or wouldn’t do.
Roy: I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.
The thing is: right now, the mere idea of a relationship scares and disgusts me.
I don’t think that’s okay.
Well
All right.
fyyoi